Jul 4th, 2009
Week 2 - Monday
Well I have done the deed with sexy builder. It was quite good for a first time (well once the cobwebs had been blown away I got well into it). He didn’t rush home afterwards either. He stayed the night and we had a repeat performance this morning-twice! Anyway I made us breakfast and he went and got us the Sunday papers and we spent all day in bed reading, kissing and cuddling. Then he said we should take a shower and I could not think of an excuse to get out of it so I was brave and went in with him.
We were soaping one another under the warm water when I noticed something strange. No, not that! The toes on his right foot are webbed! Can you believe it? In the twenty first century people still have webbed feet. It made me feel much more comfortable about my small boobs etc. It’s strange but it makes me like him even more now that I know he’s not totally perfect. In fact I think I could be falling for him although I will tread carefully as I got badly hurt in my last relationship. James made me fall for him then when I was in deep(I had the back of his watch engraved with our initials as a surprise) he ran for the hills, well sprinted more like, and he didn’t pass go or collect two hundred pounds. I dumped all his stuff
On his doorstep but I made sure I sprinkled lawn seed on his clothes first which I had moistened first. I also replaced the saline in his contact lens case with dettol.
He contacted the police but nothing happened as the officer who came out to my house was my bother’s bezzie mate.
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