Diary of a CyberChondriac

Mark came around this evening and we watched a repeat of ‘Extras’ then we ate a Chinese takeaway. Big mistake on several counts. Firstly, got spare rib meat stuck in tooth and I picked at it all night and ended up with swollen gum. I have also had violent pains in stomach so have taken some buscopan as I think pork must aggravate my irritable bowel syndrome.

Mark became amorous but I said I had my monthly visitor and he asked if my mother was staying at my flat.  I explained I was on my period and he laughed and said of course he knew that and was teasing me. I wonder!

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