Diary of a CyberChondriac

Anita rang me last night. They have released mum without charge. They explained to police that she suffers with mental health problems (she doesn’t) and they said she was free to leave but that she should consider anger management classes. However, there is still the matter of the missing passport and tobacco money. Anita has got dad to wire her enough money to cover the tobacco as if mum doesn’t get it, it will be a lean Christmas this year. They have applied for a temporary passport and it should be available by the time they leave.

Rex texted me and said he had a spare ticket to see a comedian on Sunday night so I let him persuade me to go. He said Manda is going and that Gus is quite taken with her. Apparently she has a very dry sense of humour and is good in the sack. What else could a man need or want?

Mark has texted me hundreds of times asking if I would consider meeting him for a drink so that he can explain his side of the story. I texted him back and said I would think about it.

I have been on google about my stomach as it still has not settled following email shocker and night of prozac with cocktails. It appears that it is definitely my irritable bowel syndrome as well as my anxious state of mind. I will continue to keep taking Buscopan (for painful spasms) and mebeverine (for dry stools). Strangely, google said that taking prozac can give you an upset stomach and can cause nausea. I cannot win!

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