Diary of a CyberChondriac

Poor Manda. She came in to work at eleven. She is very tearful. We sent Bernice on the sandwich run to get her out of the way.

Manda says she has definitely caught something from that Roman soldier. She said the lady at the clinic took swabs from her fanny and has given her a strong dose of antibiotics which she must take for ten days.

She cannot have sex for two weeks. She is going to tell Gus she has a bladder infection and that the anti biotics are canceling out her contraceptive injection.

She said she has learned her lesson and she is no longer going to be promiscuous (I will belive it when I see it! ). She said Gus had left her a voicemail and said he was looking forward to a catch up bonk so she had texted him and said she was working late all this week and that I was moving in with her on Friday. She said that will buy her some time.

Called in to mum’s after work to give her the Rosary beads. She was thrilled but annoyed that I had not told her about trip. I told her was all last minute but I had brought her two hundred ciggies so she forgave me.

Her neighbour has gone in for her gastric sleeve operation so mum is looking after her dog. It absolutely stinks. It’s a cocker spaniel called Claude and it is fat and has saggy chops. Not a cute canine at all.

Mum is going to the scan tomorrow with Anita as Ivan too busy doing extra shifts. Mum said he started selling cans of cheap pop at the car boot sale but he was told he couldn’t sell them as the organisers of the boot sale had all the rights on selling food and drinks. Out of spite he gave them away free so he is now a hundred quid down. Anita is livid!

Mum says they have put their names on the council list for a four bed roomed house.

Went to Mark’s at seven and it went well. He is on crutches so I helped him clean the flat and I got us a take away from the Chinese.

I told him about moving to Manda’s and he became dead sulky as he wanted me to move in with him. I said it was too soon but maybe I could stay one or two nights.

Because he can’t drive I just walked home. I have my rape alarm so didn’t feel nervous. Also I took a self defence class last year so know how to handle myself even if I am only little.

Still feeling bit agitated so I hope my anxiety management course gets in touch soon.

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