Week 8 – Sunday
10.02.09
Show was a huge success. Rex put temporary extensions in my hair and it went to my waist. Amazing! My real hair is only shoulder length at the moment but am deffo going to grow it now. Three other models were in Rex’s team. Two of them were professionals. They were gorgeous but bitchy.
There was no sign of the ‘tusk’ as I was airbrushed to within an inch of my life. Two z list celebrities turned up (you will have seen them in Heat, Now, Star etc, the types who turn up to the opening of an envelope ), one of them had been in Big Brother 5 and the other got through to the bootcamp stage of x factor in 2007.
I was given a fabulous catsuit to wear which I thought I would never carry off as I am so short but it was altered behind the scenes. I shimmied down the catwalk and I had to hold a hairdrier and point the nozzle as if I was holding a gun. Well cool!
There was champagne and canapes afterwards and I chatted to Gus, Mitchell, Mungo and Babs. Mark and I left just after midnight.
On the down side, I haven’t been too well this morning. My poo is very runny and is a bit tarry. Looked up on google and it said any change in stool habits should be reported to GP immediately. Am very worried. This is it, the big one. I think might have crohns disease or cancer.
Very quiet at Mark’s. Told him about my concerns and I burst out crying. He said he would ring Mungo and ask his private doctor to come and see me.
Doctor James rang me within the hour and asked me a series of questions. It was concluded that I was suffering the after affects of mixing strong anti biotics with huge amounts of alcohol. He said he would send me another short course of anti biotics over by motorbike courier and that I should take them and under no circumstances should I drink alcohol. Well I am so relieved. Mind he did say that if stools did not return back to my normal rabbits droppings I should visit my own GP for further investigation.
I rang Mungo and thanked him but he said it was ‘no problemo, any time’.
Told Mark I was very embarrassed but he said he knew I was a worrier and not to worry about what he thinks as he still worships me. He then made me wear the catsuit and recreate the catwalk pose.
We made love. Was great. Lasted ages and was trembling afterwards. Still no sign of period. I then gave Mark a massage. He said he had to be honest and that I was terrible at massage. I won’t take it personally although I secretly wondered if any of his previous girlfriends were good with their hands.
At four o clock I still had not heard from Tracey so I rang her. She said date not brilliant. She said Colin was a vegan. I told her I didn’t like ‘ Star Trek’ and she said “Not a Vulcan Carla, a vegan, he doesn’t eat meat or wear anything made from animals.” She said being a vegan suited him as he had cauliflower ears.
I asked her if he had an unusually shaped dick, perhaps a parsnip but she said she didn’t see his bits. She won’t be seeing him again.
Apart from the ears, his dress sense was non existent. It must have been bad as Tracey not that bothered with fashion. Anyhow, she has another date on Thursday night with a guy from Cheshire called Jim.
Went home (Manda’s ) by taxi at ten as really tired with the day’s worries bearing heavily upon me. I will say a prayer tonight for my stools to return to normal.
