Week 9 – Friday
10.07.09
Manda has phoned in sick. I know there is nothing physically wrong with her as I live with her at the moment.
She swanned in last night and showed me her new bob. She was swishing her head this way and that and she kept saying that she loved it, wished she had done it years ago, it took years off her.
Well that only lasted an hour. She became hysterical and started hyperventilating (I had to open my laptop and look up symptoms, red face and neck, quick breathing, choking for air, uncontrollable sobbing.) Google said it could be a panic attack which I should know all about. When she had calmed down she said it was the first time ever that her hair had been shorter than mine. She implored me with her puppy dog red rimmed eyes that I too should get my hair cut in to a bob. I told her that last time I had a bob I ended up looking like Ken Dodd.
To cut a long story short, she is not speaking to Rex,she may sue him and she has gone to London today to have hair extensions put in by the same hairdresser that used to work for the Spice Girls. It is going to cost three thousand pounds but she is putting it on her credit card (which was maxed out the last time I asked. )
I told Kirk that she had gastric flu and he said he hoped it wasn’t because she didn’t like her new hair style. He is a complete freak.
It just means more work for Bernice and myself. Kirk said he would be issuing sick warnings from now on. Oooh I feel like setting the Hubbard’s on him.
Mark texted me to ask me out but I told him can’t drink until next week and have overtime all weekend. He was persistent so I agreed to let him come to Manda’s for a DVD and a curry. I told him I definitely couldn’t see him tomorrow as I already had plans. (Watching the X factor with a carpet picnic )
Actually Tracey is coming over and she will fill me in on her date.
