Jul 18th, 2009
Week 2 - Tuesday
In the cold light of day I am cringing about the webbed feet thing. I emailed my best friends and they both said it was a non-starter as I was quite shallow normally. I didn’t dare tell them I have agreed to his brother’s barbecue at weekend. Am already dreading it. Hate eating bbq food as always looks half raw. Apparently his brother is well off and lives in Cheshire so we are staying over in their spare room. I will have to share a bed with those webbed toes. Euch!
Told girls at work about sex but not toes as sexy builder might come into office and that would be embarrassing. I told them he is good in bed with a buff body. They are sooo jealous!
Have been going to the loo a lot today and it stings when I pee. Have made an appointment for after work with the nurse. Think sexy builder has given me something nasty or maybe I am allergic to the condoms.
And another thing. I had to do a pee sample in doctor’s toilet. It is very tricky so I ended up peeing all over the floor and my trouser legs. Nurse put a stick in it and confirmed I have bladder infection. She advised me to wear cotton underwear (no polyester thongs) , don’t use perfumed soap to wash down below and she gave me a seven day course of trimethoprim. So felt quite smug that I have something genuinely wrong with me. Of course I won’t be able to drink alcohol whilst I am on the anti-biotics so I may have a good excuse not to go to dreaded barbecue.
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